Lines that sound dirty but aren't
STAR WARS
- 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
- 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out
in time?"
- 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
- 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
- 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
- 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
- 4. "Sorry about the mess..."
- 3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
- 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
- 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts,
kid."
Empire Strikes Back
- 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
- 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
- 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
- 7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
- 6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
- 5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
- 4. "I must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her al riled
up like that, huh kid?"
- 3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
- 2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
- 1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
Return of the Jedi
- 10. "I look forward to completing your training.
In time you will call me master." (Emperor)
- 9. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)
- 8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the
battle of Taanab." (Lando)
- 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)
- 6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the
Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)
- 5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they
(Jerjerrod), with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to
motivate them." (Darth)
- 4. "Grab me Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...
almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me,
Chewie, Chewie!" (Han)
- 3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han)
- 2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
- 1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)
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