Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House,  we had to go
   out and vote.

Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? 
A: The President after Bush.
 
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?  
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.

Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office? 
A: "Don't hit your head on the desk." 

Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common? 
A: They both blew the big one several times.

Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government? 
A: The Executive Branch.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common? 
A: They both have slots which say "Insert Bill" here."

Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate? 
A: This time we know who Deep Throat is.

Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew? 
A: A small weenie in hot water.
 
Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew:
A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? 
A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door." 

Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns. 
 
Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?
A: You have to wipe the "White-Water" off your blouse.