Don't Get Mad

Get Even!

LOST KEYS Make a ring full of old useless keys. Get one of those plastic ID tags that attatch to keyrings, fill in your victim's name, phone number and add a $50.00 reward... if found and returned. Drop the keys in one of the less desirable areas of town.

GARAGE SALE Place a classified ad in your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale at your victim's address. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 8:00 a.m. Earlybirds Welcome!

AT THE AIRPORT Get ahold of a large adult bedroom toy, wrap it in a generous amount of tinfoil, and hide it in your victim's luggage. As it passes through the airport x-ray machine foil will show on the screen, the luggage will be inspected, and your "toy" will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security. This is great, but even better if you're there to watch.

PAPER MONEY
old, but still effective Write your victim's name, phone number, and an erotic greeting (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several bills before spending them.

DOGS Buy one of those silent dog whistles. Wait 'til around 2 or 3 AM, go to your victim's house and blow it. The dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until he wakes someone up and they quiet him down. When they've done that and the lights go back out, give another toot!

TAG ALONG ROAD KILL Find a dead dog or cat along side a road. Take a 12 foot long rope, tie one end around the animal and the other end around the back axle of the victims automobile. Balance the dog or cat on the back axle of the automobile. As the victim drives, theanimal will drop off the axle and will be dragged about 8 foot behind the automobile horrifying fellow motorists.

DOGGIE DOO With plastic gloves on find some doggie doo and place it under the door handles of the victim's automobile. The end result is a sticky situation.

DOGGIE DOO PART 2
the Burning Bag
Fill a brown paper bag (the kind you carry a lunch in will do), fill it with doggie doo, place it directly in front of your victim's door, light it on fire, ring his doorbell and watch the fun when he stamps it out!

NOISY APARTMENT NEIGHBORS Place a clock radio or portable stereo in a large cardboard box. Place open end of box next to the wall adjoining the victim's apartment. Tune the radio to whatever obnoxious station you choose. Turn-on when you are away and turn-off when you return home.

MESSY BED Place a Baby Ruth candy bar next to victim while they are in bed asleep. Body heat will melt the chocolate to the point that when the victim awakes they will think they had an embarrassing accident. This is a great, brother-sister or college dorm prank.

FAX MACHNES Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you.

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