This page is the stuff you usually don't read, but has to be posted to cover the site owner's behind. I've tried to make it bearable, so don't be afraid to take a look - ESPECIALLY the part about WORDS! The link to the rest of the site is at the bottom of the page, so you might as well read it anyway...
Almost everything in this site has been floating around the web in one form or another forever, and is public domain. If there is any copyrighted material here, it is acknowledged as such. If I missed something, let me know and I'll take care of it.
A college professor once told his class (hi Mike!), "Stealing from one is plagarism. Stealing from many is web design." Here are links to my victims.
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They're wonderful, yet strange, things.Someone(I think it was George Carlin) once said "The same words that hurt can heal", and this is very true, especially in the English language, where one word can have so many meanings.
What, you may ask, is a serious piece about words doing on a joke page? Good question.
The same words that hurt can heal, and by the same token, words that one person may find disgusting and offensive will have another person rolling on the floor laughing.
Point being, there are a lot of jokes on this site, and jokes are made up of words. If you are the type that finds certain words offensive, or you find no humor in bodily functions, or if you love the idea of "political corrctness", then I suggest you go no further than this. Comedy ain't pretty. You have been warned.