Don't worry, though - we kept them short so the blondes could still understand them!

Why did God invent liquor?

So that brunettes could get laid too.

What's a brunette's mating call?

"Is that blonde bitch gone yet?"

Q. What's a beaten, bloody body lying in a ditch by the side of the road?

A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

A. No one else wants it.

Q. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?

A. So brunettes can remember them.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

A. Invisible.

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?

A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

A. The invitation

Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A. A hostage

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?

A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A. It matches their mustache.

Q. What kind of costumes do little brunette kids wear on Halloween?

A. They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.

Q. Where do brunettes get their black hair?

A. It's transplanted from their underarms.

Q. How do you tell a brunette you're not interested?

A. It ain't hard.

Q. What does a brunette look for all her life and then just dies when she finds one?

A. A. gray hair.

Q. Why do brunettes put ice in their nose before they go to work?

A. So their lunch won't spoil.

Q. What is the first thing a brunette hears in the morning?

A. "Sssshh. I have to call my wife"

Q. What does am ugly brunette use for sexual lubrication?

A. Chapstick.

Q. How do you get a brunette off of your knees?

A. Come.

Q. What does a brunette hear most when someone wants to break up with her?

A. I'm going to try to work things out with my wife.

Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?

A. She has scratched "Stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?

A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

Q. Why don't redheads like plastic vibrators?

A. Too frail for endurance.

Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

A. She unties you.